Winosaurus Women’s Knee High Socks
Back in the Cretaceous period of the Mesozoic era 247 million years ago it was hard to find a good bottle of wine. These ancestors to the birds probably wandered into a fermented puree of prehistoric berry froth and quite by chance found the after effects to be somewhat odd but delightful. As T-Rex frolicking in a stuper, she bumped into a brontosaurus who was weirdly attracted yet understandably distant. Following the scent finds the frothy brew and that’s how the Winosaurus myth was born.
Today we revel in the distant past of what it might have been like not to get trampled by a drunk dinosaur. In commemoration we sell these Winosaurus Socks – a wonderful conversation starter. Paleontologists unite and spread the myth once again.
Style: Knee High
Size: Women’s shoe sizes 5-10
Sock Maker: Sock It To Me
Materials: 59% Polyester / 39% Cotton / 2% Spandex
Country of Origin: Imported